Why do we sell "Antiques" and buy "Junk"?

Well people i was mushroomed in a family where if some baba or Rishimuni lands up at your doorstep and demands the plan of an internal combustible engine of a rocket then there is every possibility that you may be commanded to start working on that unconceivable thing the very next moment .

     Whenever we are getting some new stuff at our home like a car , a refrigerator , a TV or some other establishment  it's not any family member who is processing that thing first but there is a sticker of that goddamit "PARAMPUJYA SANT SHRI ASAARAM BAPU JI " who needs not 1 not 2 but three one mile long adjectives to explain his identity that is daubed on that thing .And when i demand an explation for that behavior from my mom, she says you dare say a word more Bapu Ji's gonna take a record of that and will reciept you with whippings. 

     First of all let me aquaint you with my mom. She is a position holder all throughout her career and even entered the podiums in her 10 & 12 and after that she did her B.COM & CA and now the same lady who used to read Reader's Digest since she was 13 now never bothers for the next issue coming up but rather she longs for those retarding publications like Rishi Prasad and Kalyan etc. that those lunatics get into the market in every week or two .

   Well its not like I dont like my mom or I take pride in critisizing her but there is one thing that bothers me everytime and that is , if she is happy??

   The mom of mine who was always frezied about those long sedans , those new vogues & cusines , those hotshot properties and market dealings has now become so trenquillized to the stimulus that this ROTI KAPDA AND MAKAAN is all that she needs .

   I think if i keep on bragging things about my mom only then probabally she will sabotage me bigtime. So I think that I should generalize this whole thing for milllion other moms who are following these PIED PIPERS like some peabrained goons.